The Derby of Death

A bumper harvest of 16,509 willing victims endured slow torture at the Liberty Stadium, as the Ospreys struggled into an arthritic second gear that was more than enough to dismiss the hapless Blues. With the arguable exception of the ever-industrious Tom Shanklin, Dai Young's men will wonder why they bothered to turn up, and most of us in the crowd will feel the same - particularly any unfortunate enough to have travelled from Cardiff in the unfulfilled expectation of watching their team play a game of rugby. There will not be a worse game in the Magners league this year.


Huw Bennett's try came from the only truly promising move of the entire match, which was otherwise dominated by second-rate defence subduing third-rate attack, and the Blues getting the rough end of Nigel Owens' whistle. James Hook's boot faultlessly punished them and the Ospreys never looked in danger, despite looking uninterested at best. The 22-3 scoreline flattered both sides.

Allez Les Blues

A half-decent weekend for the Welsh regions this time. Both of our teams who stood a realistic chance of European Cup qualification on Friday, still do.

The Scarlets' reputation as a cup team continued to take a pounding as they predictably slumped to P4 W0, while Treviso extracted tit-for-tat at Rodney Parade. The Ospreys' 8-16 victory at Ravenhill would look impressive in most contexts, but the failure to gain a bonus point in fact means that their already tenuous grip on their own destiny has now gone; whatever they do against Gloucester next game, Gloucester will only have to get a bonus-point win at home to Ulster to top Pool 2; it's difficult to imagine them failing. The Os look in good shape for one of the two best second place qualification spots, but they'll have to do it the hard way.

Top mark of the weekend easily goes to the Cardiff Blues - a 31-21 victory over champions Stade Français puts them up on the rubber, having gained a bonus point in the 12-6 defeat in Paris. They made it harder work than they should have following a commanding performance, but Dai Flanagan's last-minute drop-goal to deny Stade a bonus point was encouragingly parsimonious from a team so apt to present opponents with late gifts. Bristol - the surprise package of the competition so far - wait to avenge their first-day drubbing in what looks likely to be the pool decider.

Hensongate

The Ospreys' statement concerning Gavin Henson indicates that their PR machine is at least semi-operational. Nevertheless one can't help but think it would be better - and probably cheaper - to give star players extensive coaching on the pitfalls of celebrity, rather than constantly slamming gates behind bolted horses.

A question no-one seems to be asking is; why was Henson travelling home from a game privately with "friends", and not on the team coach? More evidence for the damaging rumours about his unpopularity with teammates? If so, then it's not just Gavin who needs a stern talking-to.